Bah!

Why? Why do we always get morons delivering our groceries??

It says right in our profile “Please use the back door”. Right under “special delivery instructions”, the part that gets printed out for the driver each time they make a delivery.

We have not once, not once since we moved here had someone find the “back door” on the first try. The most common thing attempted is to open the garage door (at the FRONT), which can’t possibly look more like a garage door. The second most attempted thing is to ring the doorbell on the front door.

Now, normally, that would be acceptable. But we live in a freaking basement apartment! We don’t have access to the front door! Not to mention how it pisses off the people who live upstairs (our landlords, no less) that they get called to the front door only to have to direct the delivery-person to the back door.

It’s. Not. That. Hard!

Say it with me: “back door”! Back!

Bah again!