I had a much better idea!
And hopefully, with 3 weeks left to go before Hallowe’en, I can pull it off in time! ^_^
It’ll be cool if I can make it work. Cool enough to take to Dragon*Con next year (with a few modifications to take it from Safe For Work for this year, to Not Quite Safe For Work for D*C, of course ^_~)

I’m not saying what it is just yet, in case I can’t manage it in 3 weeks, because I know all my adoring fans *cough* would be distraught. I will say, however, that it involves these:

White ones, actually. But you’d never know it once I’m through modifying them! ^_^ Whee!