I have cat litter in my shoes and water all down the front of my labcoat.

I cleaned out the cat litterbox just before I had to leave for work this morning. As I was tying up the garbage bag full of litter, the entire bottom of it split and dumped cat litter (et al) onto my feet and all over the floor. Nice!

Took me 5 minutes to find the dustpan so I could clean it up, because I was not scooping it into a new bag with my hands. Found the dustpan under the bathroom sink. WTF?

Cleaned up the cat litter. So much for stopping at the grocery store on my way to work to grab lunch, but fortunately I had an emergency lunch in the freezer that I could bring.

Got to work, and saw that the water cooler jug needed replacing. I took the old jug off and dragged a full jug over. There must have been some water left in the top of the cooler, because when I put the new jug on it splashed water all down the front of my lab coat.

So now I’m damp. And my shoes still have some cat litter in them that I can’t get out.

You know you want me life.